Cash offer
Fast, as-is, and you pick the closing date. No repairs or showings needed.
Good fit if… You want a clean, quick sale.
● Bot online · answering 24/7
Cash in about a minute, or a creative offer that can get you closer to full price. You negotiate from your couch.
Will the bot pay more than a human? Only one way to find out
No upfront fees or commissions
You never pay us anything upfront or out of pocket
Sold as-is
No repairs, no cleaning, no staging
You pick the closing date
Next week or next season, it's your call
Zero obligation
Asking takes a minute and you can say no for any reason
// ways_to_buy

Beep. Cash isn’t my only language.
Fast, as-is, and you pick the closing date. No repairs or showings needed.
Good fit if… You want a clean, quick sale.
Your price, the bot’s terms. On the right house, get closer to full price, paid over time with monthly payments plus interest.
Good fit if… You can wait on the money or want monthly income.
Your existing loan stays in your name, and the buyer makes the payments. Our team explains how payments are made and documented; have your own attorney review.
Good fit if… You owe close to the house’s value.
The house is leased with an option to buy later. The team walks you through the written terms before you decide.
Good fit if… You’re open to a sale later rather than right now.
Creative offers depend on the house and your situation. Every deal closes through a title company or attorney. We don’t give legal or tax advice; have your own advisor review. Not all solutions are available in all states.
Ask the bot for cash AND creative offersHonest answer? Nobody knows until they see your house. Not us, and not the guy with the clipboard either
Here's what we do know. The bot doesn't need a kitchen-table meeting and never pulls the "let me check with my partner" move. It runs the numbers the second you hit send, puts a real cash offer on the table, and lets you negotiate right there in the chat
So ask the bot, and push back if you like. The only bad move is never finding out what the robot would have paid
The usual investor
$???,???
After a walkthrough, a sales pitch, and a "let me talk to my partner"
The bot
$???,???
After about 60 seconds of questions. Then counter, accept, or walk away
// how_it_works
Your address, a few details, and how soon you'd like to move. It takes about a minute and you don't need photos
It runs your answers through our buying rules and puts a cash offer on the table, subject to a quick comps check and an inspection. If your house needs a human look, you'll hear back within 24 hours
Negotiate right in the chat. Agree on a number and the bot sends one of its human employees to handle the paperwork and your closing date. Not feeling it? Say no thanks. The bot doesn't do guilt trips
Your house sold, for cash or on creative terms. Here's how the old routine stacks up against the bot
| The usual investor | The bot | |
|---|---|---|
| Ways to buy | Ways to buyCash only, take it or leave it | Cash, seller financing, taking over payments, or a lease option |
| Getting a number | Getting a numberBooks a walkthrough, then gets back to you | Puts a number on the table in about a minute |
| Hours | HoursWeekdays, maybe Saturday | Takes requests 24/7, holidays included |
| Visits to get an offer | Visits to get an offerUsually two or three | None |
| Negotiating | NegotiatingAcross your kitchen table, with a clipboard | By chat, from your couch, at your pace |
| The partner move | The partner move"Let me check with my partner" | No partner. The math is the math |
| Who's in charge | Who's in chargeA guy with a clipboard | The bot. Its human employees do the paperwork |
| Pressure | PressureThis deal is only good today | Say yes, no, or not yet |
| Nice house, big loan | Nice house, big loanUsually walks away | Can explore creative terms when a cash sale won’t cover the loan |
| Closing date | Closing dateWhatever suits them | Whatever suits you |
The usual investor is a composite of the old-school haggle routine, not any one company
Ugly, inherited, rented out, or perfectly fine. If your situation is on this list, the bot wants to hear about it
Cash may not cover the loan. Let’s explore whether taking over payments or other terms could fit.
On the right house, creative terms can get closer to your price with payments over time.
Seller financing or a lease option may fit. Jenn and Carol can explain the options.
Paperwork, a full garage, and a family group chat with opinions. The bot keeps the sale simple
Roof, foundation, or a kitchen from 1974. Sell it the way it is and let someone else swing the hammer
Tenants, turnovers, and 2 a.m. calls about the water heater. Hand the keys to a robot
When the calendar matters, a fast and certain number helps you weigh your options
New job, new city, no time for months of showings and open houses
One clean, simple sale so everyone can move forward
No stock photos, no "Linda from Ohio" who doesn't exist. Reviews go up here after real closings. Until then, here's what the bot is actually doing, straight from its log
Sell to the bot and you could be one of the first reviews people read here
Get the bot's offer on your houseBot live log
Bot is online. First offers print here
Real numbers. Updated every minute

// meet_the_humans
The bot makes the offer. Jenn and Carol make it real. They read every file the bot sends them, explain your cash and creative options in plain English, and make sure every deal closes through a title company or attorney.
A bot with antennas. Humans with answers.
Full price is possible on the right house with creative terms, not with a cash offer.
Worst case, you learn what a cash buyer would pay without a single showing. Or explore creative terms with Jenn and Carol. Best case, you pick a closing date and never paint that hallway
