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Sell your house to a robot

Cash in about a minute, or a creative offer that can get you closer to full price. You negotiate from your couch.

Will the bot pay more than a human? Only one way to find out

  • No upfront fees
  • No obligation
  • No showings
Watch the bot print as you type

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Cash or creative. The bot speaks both.

What matters most to you?

Beep. Cash isn’t my only language.

Cash offer

Fast, as-is, and you pick the closing date. No repairs or showings needed.

Good fit if… You want a clean, quick sale.

Seller financing

Your price, the bot’s terms. On the right house, get closer to full price, paid over time with monthly payments plus interest.

Good fit if… You can wait on the money or want monthly income.

Take over your payments

Your existing loan stays in your name, and the buyer makes the payments. Our team explains how payments are made and documented; have your own attorney review.

Good fit if… You owe close to the house’s value.

Lease option / rent-to-own

The house is leased with an option to buy later. The team walks you through the written terms before you decide.

Good fit if… You’re open to a sale later rather than right now.

Creative offers depend on the house and your situation. Every deal closes through a title company or attorney. We don’t give legal or tax advice; have your own advisor review. Not all solutions are available in all states.

Ask the bot for cash AND creative offers

Will a robot pay more than a human investor?

Honest answer? Nobody knows until they see your house. Not us, and not the guy with the clipboard either

Here's what we do know. The bot doesn't need a kitchen-table meeting and never pulls the "let me check with my partner" move. It runs the numbers the second you hit send, puts a real cash offer on the table, and lets you negotiate right there in the chat

So ask the bot, and push back if you like. The only bad move is never finding out what the robot would have paid

Find out what the bot says

The usual investor

$???,???

After a walkthrough, a sales pitch, and a "let me talk to my partner"

The bot

$???,???

After about 60 seconds of questions. Then counter, accept, or walk away

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Three steps. Zero kitchen-table meetings

  1. Tell the bot about your house

    Your address, a few details, and how soon you'd like to move. It takes about a minute and you don't need photos

  2. Get the bot's number on the spot

    It runs your answers through our buying rules and puts a cash offer on the table, subject to a quick comps check and an inspection. If your house needs a human look, you'll hear back within 24 hours

  3. Counter, accept, or walk away

    Negotiate right in the chat. Agree on a number and the bot sends one of its human employees to handle the paperwork and your closing date. Not feeling it? Say no thanks. The bot doesn't do guilt trips

Haggle with a human, or deal with a robot?

Your house sold, for cash or on creative terms. Here's how the old routine stacks up against the bot

The usual investor compared with the bot
The usual investorThe bot
Ways to buyCash only, take it or leave itCash, seller financing, taking over payments, or a lease option
Getting a numberBooks a walkthrough, then gets back to youPuts a number on the table in about a minute
HoursWeekdays, maybe SaturdayTakes requests 24/7, holidays included
Visits to get an offerUsually two or threeNone
NegotiatingAcross your kitchen table, with a clipboardBy chat, from your couch, at your pace
The partner move"Let me check with my partner"No partner. The math is the math
Who's in chargeA guy with a clipboardThe bot. Its human employees do the paperwork
PressureThis deal is only good todaySay yes, no, or not yet
Nice house, big loanUsually walks awayCan explore creative terms when a cash sale won’t cover the loan
Closing dateWhatever suits themWhatever suits you

The usual investor is a composite of the old-school haggle routine, not any one company

The bot has seen it all, and it doesn't judge

Ugly, inherited, rented out, or perfectly fine. If your situation is on this list, the bot wants to hear about it

  • Owe close to what it’s worth

    Cash may not cover the loan. Let’s explore whether taking over payments or other terms could fit.

  • Want full price, can wait on the money

    On the right house, creative terms can get closer to your price with payments over time.

  • Rather have monthly income than a lump sum

    Seller financing or a lease option may fit. Jenn and Carol can explain the options.

  • Inherited a house

    Paperwork, a full garage, and a family group chat with opinions. The bot keeps the sale simple

  • It needs big repairs

    Roof, foundation, or a kitchen from 1974. Sell it the way it is and let someone else swing the hammer

  • Tired of being a landlord

    Tenants, turnovers, and 2 a.m. calls about the water heater. Hand the keys to a robot

  • Behind on payments

    When the calendar matters, a fast and certain number helps you weigh your options

  • Moving for work

    New job, new city, no time for months of showings and open houses

  • Divorce or a big life change

    One clean, simple sale so everyone can move forward

The bot only posts real reviews

No stock photos, no "Linda from Ohio" who doesn't exist. Reviews go up here after real closings. Until then, here's what the bot is actually doing, straight from its log

Sell to the bot and you could be one of the first reviews people read here

Get the bot's offer on your house

Bot live log

Bot is online. First offers print here

Real numbers. Updated every minute

Jenn and Carol illustrated as friendly robots holding a sign that says Full price for your house, as-is, any condition, close quickly
// we upgraded ourselves. the bot approved

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The non-bots behind the machine

The bot makes the offer. Jenn and Carol make it real. They read every file the bot sends them, explain your cash and creative options in plain English, and make sure every deal closes through a title company or attorney.

A bot with antennas. Humans with answers.

Full price is possible on the right house with creative terms, not with a cash offer.

Questions humans ask

Still curious? The fastest answer is your own number

Ask the bot for an offer

Go ahead. Ask the robot

Worst case, you learn what a cash buyer would pay without a single showing. Or explore creative terms with Jenn and Carol. Best case, you pick a closing date and never paint that hallway

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